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Behold, the most bonkers police report you will ever read
BEHOLD, LADIES AND gentlemen, the greatest police report you will ever read.
A police report from San Diego, California, was posted to Reddit a few days ago.
What ensues is a rollicking tale of drunkenness, raccoons and breathalysers.
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Our favourite excerpts?
Now, we have not been able to prove the authenticity of this police report. (And indeed there are a few skeptics in the original Reddit thread.)
But the image of a raccoon blowing into a breathalyser is just *too* beautiful to dismiss.
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We live in hope.
Update: it’s a hoax.
The San Diego Union-Tribune reports that the story is sadly fake.
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Updated 3.15pm
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